Borborygmus — an educational limerick.
I sat with the Duchess at tea.
It was just as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal,
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!
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Borborygmus — an educational limerick.
I sat with the Duchess at tea.
It was just as I feared it would be.
Her rumblings abdominal,
Were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!
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