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At the Oscars…

Category: Rated G

By Alan B. Combs

I was channel surfing last night and came across the latest character in children’s programming. This was an irascible, churly fellow who lives in a trashcan. His day job was to hold kitchen and bathroom tiles together and prevent water leaks. They called him Oscar the Grout.

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