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An Iowan in Arkansas

Category: Adult Theme, Shaggy Puppy

Mel Lett has provided particularly good material, lately. Thank you.


This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around and says, “You ain’t from ’round here, are ya… Where ya from, boy?”

The guy says, “I’m from Iowa.”

The bartender asks, “What th’ hell you do in Iowa?”

The guy responds, ” I’m a taxidermist.”

The bartender asks, “A taxidermist… Now, just what th’ hell is a taxidermist?”

The guy says “I mount animals.”

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, “It’s OK boys, he’s one of us!”

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