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A Prison Medical Concern

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

Another old classic from the groaners listserv.


One day, at the local prison, The Warden called a meeting with the Doctor and the Cook. They went over the medical records of each prisoner and then also, the Cook’s menu.

The reason, the Warden later explained, was to make sure that the prisoners didn’t eat anything which might make them “break-out”.

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