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A Halloween Wedding

Category: Limericks, Puns, Rated G

By Alan B. Combs. This was written for Ms. Scarlett whose daughter got married on October 31, 2004.

T’was a merrie young lassie, Mimosa,
Blessed child of a Family Famosa,
      Who let it be said,
      “On THIS day I wed!
Let’s honor old Bela Lugosa.”

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