A Halloween Wedding

Category: Limericks, Puns, Rated G

By Alan B. Combs. This was written for Ms. Scarlett whose daughter got married on October 31, 2004.

T’was a merrie young lassie, Mimosa,
Blessed child of a Family Famosa,
Who let it be said,
“On THIS day I wed!
Let’s honor old Bela Lugosa.”

No Comments posted by Alan B. Combs on December 28, 2004 at 1:36 am

filed in Limericks, Puns, Rated G

tagged Alan B. Combs, Celebrities, Gender, Holidays

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