Yes, I am old enough to remember pay toilets at such places as gas stations. I learned this lament as a child, though I never did mention it to my parents.

Here I sit,
All broken-hearted.
Paid a nickel to shit,
But, only farted… Read the rest...

Tad Williams is becoming one of my favorite SF/Fantasy authors. In a recent book, he remarked that one of the characters was so dumb, he could not count to eleven, even with his pants down.

I liked the joke a lot. I am not sure that many women do.… Read the rest...