It was a hot summer’s day, and Luke was in the marina, having a few beers aboard his boat, patriotically named the “Fourth of July.” He was waiting for his friend, Opie, to arrive so they could go for a cruise.
Opie was late, unfortunately, because he had to pick up his wife from her appointment with the obstetrician. Her examinations were cheap because the doctor, a fellow named Juan, was Opie’s cousin. Anyway, the appointment went over time, and … Read the rest...
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Mike Franklin submitted this little gem.
Does this one travel? I am not sure but I do know that…..Archaeologists dig it
Archaeologists digging in a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in a mixture of chocolate and hazelnuts….
….It is believed to be the Pharaoh Rocher… Read the rest...
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Dave Wallace sent this in, saying that he cobbled it together from several “Aviation Herald” threads.
A Mistral Avions de Transport Regional ATR-72-212A on behalf of Alitalia, registration OY-YAB performing flight AZ-1821 from Pantelleria to Trapani (Italy), was enroute when air traffic control informed the crew that a nose wheel had been found on the departure runway and had been identified as belonging to their aircraft.
The crew continued to Trapani, performed a low approach to have the landing gear … Read the rest...
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