This picture pun is making the rounds. The original creator is not known.
All posts for the month August, 2013
Nothing to Lose Sleep Over
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on August 20, 2013
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/nothing-to-lose-sleep-over/
Texas Sheriff Exam
This is from classmate Sonya. It ended up a lot sweeter than I thought it might.
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6′ 2″, strong as a longhorn and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working — in a West Texas Sheriff’s Department.
After a series of … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on August 16, 2013
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/texas-sheriff-exam/
Math & Science Jokes
This collection of math and science jokes was found online. Some may already be on the site, but worth sharing again.
The authors to these are unknown. By anyone, I imagine.
A mathematician walks into a bar and asks for ten times the normal number of drinks anyone else has. “Wow,” says the barkeep, “That’s an order of magnitude.”
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. … Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on August 16, 2013
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/math-science-jokes/
A Daffynition
Dennis Adams sends in this little gem.
If a fart is profane gas, then diarrhea is liquid profane.… Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on August 15, 2013
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/a-daffynition/
Pipe Weed is a Hard Hobbit to Break
Here’s an old picture pun that never made it into the collection.
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on August 14, 2013
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/pipe-weed-is-a-hard-hobbit-to-break/