All posts for the month May, 2013

Turnip Beet a Ground

Clever little picture pun making the rounds…

Lettuce Turnip the BeetRead the rest...

Buzz Off!

A pun forty something years in the making. Neil before me

Punslingers Round Four, 1st Half (Video)

Due to batteries going kaput, I only caught the first of the two competitions in Round Four of Punslingers. It was between Ben Ziek and Dav Wallace, and the topic was Celebrity Questions.

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Punslingers Round Three (Video)

The third round of Punslingers involved eight competitors in four matches:

I was running low on batteries at this point, so I apologize for the abrupt break in the middle.

Topics covered included:
– Famous Vehicles
– Theatre
– Religion
– Tubes… Read the rest...

Gillian Anderson

This visual pun is a bit more clever than most. Gillian Withouterson

Punslingers Round Two (Video)

Here’s the second round of Punslingers from last weekend’s O. Henry Pun-Off. It’s a mere 41 minutes in length.

Topics included:
– Handwriting Instruments
– Desserts, no Candy
– Exercise
– Magic & Illusions
– Currency & Coins
– Power Tools
– Fruits & Vegetables
– Archeology… Read the rest...

Putin on the Ritz

This series of picture puns is making the rounds.

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Punslingers Round One (Video)

Here’s the first round of Punslingers from last weekend’s O. Henry Pun-Off. Grab some popcorn, because it runs for almost seventy minutes of puns!

Topics included:
– Space Travel
– Toys
– Candy, no Desserts
– Metal
– Photography
– Disney
– World War II
– Bread
– Mythology
– Headwear
– Chemistry
– Flowers
– Geology
– Hair, no Products
– Glassware
– Olympics… Read the rest...

Punslingers (2013 Pun-Off) Results

The second half of the annual O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships is Punslingers, a head-to-head battle of puns in a single elimination format. Thirty-two competitors are narrowed down to one with varying topics.

Here are the results, with the topics in parentheses.

Round One

Mark Eells defeats Scott Seay (Space Travel)
Ben Zeik defeats Brian Agler (Toys)
Jerzy Gwiazdowski defeats Satya Manz (Candy, no Desserts)
Gracie Deegan defeats Andrew Johnson (Metal)
Andy Balinsky defeats Sean De Tore (Photography)
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There is a Frog in his Throat

John Sugg submitted this little gem.


I was weed eating my creek bank today when I startled a lime green frog off the bank into the water where it was promptly caught by a snake. I watched as that snake “swallowed that poor boy whole.” The frog emitted a defiant ribbet just as he disappeared down the snake’s gullet. Then it struck what I had just witnessed, a frog croaking.… Read the rest...