I’ve seen this one floating around for a while, and finally got around to posting it.
All posts for the month May, 2012
Watt is Love?
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 16, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/watt-is-love/
Sitting in the Theatre made my Butt Thor
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 15, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/sitting-in-the-theatre-made-my-butt-thor/
Mother Quotes
These are from Stan Kegel on Yahoo puns.
– PAUL REVERE’S MOTHER: “I don’t care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!”
– MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY’S MOTHER: “I don’t mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?”
– MONA LISA’S MOTHER: “After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that’s the biggest smile you can give us?”
– HUMPTY DUMPTY’S … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on May 13, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/mother-quotes/
Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-long Shaggy
The name based pun meme continues to thrive. The creator of this, like most of them, is unknown.
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 10, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/dr-horribles-sing-a-long-shaggy/
Siriusly Shaggy
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 7, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/siriusly-shaggy/
Shaggy Bomb
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 7, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/shaggy-bomb/
Shaggy Palm Story
This little story is from Dave Wallace.
I’ve had a rotten week, mostly, as I’ve had a nasty digestive condition which caused sudden, unplanned dashes to the bathroom. So I kept in close range and even moved some furniture around so as to have unimpeded access. Girl Next Door (GND) whispered a palliative in my ear & even drove to the pharmacy to get the needed tubing and stuff for me. So, twice a day, I did the simple procedure, … Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 6, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/shaggy-palm-story/
Shaggy Maiden
This very inappropriate picture pun is making the rounds. It’s creator is unknown.
… Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 3, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/shaggy-maiden/
The Coke Salesman in Israel
Dave Wallace sent this in. He says he got it from a friend whose first husband was Jewish. Beyond that, it’s origin is unknown.
A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel.
A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israelis?”
The salesman explained, “When I got posted, I was very confident I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn’t know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned to convey … Read the rest...
Posted by Brian P. Combs on May 3, 2012
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-coke-salesman-in-israel/