This picture pun is from Bill Pardue.
I rewarded myself by buying an all terrain 4 wheeler.
Below is a picture of me playing with it in the back yard.
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All posts for the month August, 2011
My New Play Toy
Posted by Brian P. Combs on August 18, 2011
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/my-new-play-toy/
The Dead Horse Theory
This little bit of ancient wisdom was sent to us by Shayne Gad.
The tribal wisdom of the Lakota Sioux, passed on from generation to generation, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
However, in government, Federal State and Local (including police, fire departments & education),Unions, large organizations and corporate America, more advanced strategies are often employed:
1. Buying a bigger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on August 17, 2011
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-dead-horse-theory/
Surgeons at a Convention
This is was posted by Stan Kegel on puns@yahoogroups.com. Somehow it never seems to get old.
Five surgeons are having drinks together at a surgical convention and making jokes.
The first, a Florida surgeon, says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a Michigan surgeon, responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside of them is color coded.”
The third, a California surgeon, says: “No, … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on August 16, 2011
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/surgeons-at-a-convention/
The Animal Wedding
This was written by Gary Hallock. It was posted on puns@yahoogroups.com.
A story book wedding was to take place in the animal kingdom. As in most story books, animals talk and interact in a human fashion and even inter-species marriages are not uncommon. (e.g. – Owl & Pussycat) The bride, a lovely young goat, was to be wedded to a very distinguished rodent, a brave soldier in her majesty’s service.
A grand ceremony was planned and many different animals were … Read the rest...
Posted by Alan B. Combs on August 8, 2011
https://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/the-animal-wedding/