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Why did the chicken cross the road? The biblical perspective:
Abraham:
And G-d appeared to me and said, Abraham, Abraham, take the chicken, thy only chicken, that thou lovest, and take it across the road…
The Bible:
(1) And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, “Thou shalt cross the road.” And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
(2) And so the Lord he spoke to the … Read the rest...