All posts for the month August, 2010

A Tall Ship Tale #68: Chou Time

Another episode from Paul DeAnguera.


“China had a feudal system much like Europe’s, only about a thousand years earlier,” Peabody commented as he led the Legume’s officers through the Chou dynasty’s palace in Loyang in the sixth century BC. “That depressed-looking fellow by the tapestry controls the Aral Lake region; he’s the Duke of Aral.” They exchanged bows with the gentleman and passed under a carved archway into the next chamber.

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Bring Me Some Shaggy Newtons III

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 26, 2009.


If I had my way, I'd be rid of the lot of them: Hooke: Leibniz, and Sinker!

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Shaggy Hogwarts

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns.

This work is copyrighted and is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported Licence by David Morgan-Mar. It was originally published on September 16, 2003.


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Shaggy Romans

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 21, 2009.


Get out of here, you Vandals!

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Shaggy Halfling XII

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on August 18, 2009.


Yep. It was a hobbit form ink substance.

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Shaggy Moo

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on July 1, 2009.


Interrupting coefficient of friction

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Abdul, The Hack

This was written a few years ago by Bob Dvorak.


Abdul came to New York City, and, as so many immigrants do, he became a
taxi driver. But he was determined to be no ordinary taxi driver… at the
end of a 15-hour workday, he went home to city street maps and tour guides,
and studied and studied.

Within a fairly short time he knew every back street; every alley; which
one-way streets went one way and which, the other. … Read the rest...

Puns On The Animal Kingdom

This is a recent series of puns on the PUNY listserv.


What’s a large animal that, when it walks back and forth, back and forth, and makes you very sleepy to look at it?
A hypnopotamus!

Cyn (MacGregor)
= = = = =

What greeting in a nudest camp makes you think of an animal?
A Buff Hello

Stan (Kegel)
= = = = =

Q: What does the father Buff Hello say when he drops his kid off at … Read the rest...

A Shaggy Future

Irregular Webcomic! is by David Morgan-Mar. Occasionally, he includes wonderful puns. This one was originally published on June 26, 2009.


No. I'm just suffering from fuchsia shock.

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Football and Confession

This is from bwjokes2. The coming football season appears like an oasis in the desert of trash sports. So this tale is timely. It is changeable to fit your own needs.


Years ago, the chaplain of the football team at Notre Dame was a beloved old Irish priest. At confession one day, a football player told the priest that he had acted in an unsportsmanlike manner at a recent football game.

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