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Ya Gotta Trust Your Husband!

Category: Rated PG, Shaggy Puppy

Words of advice and wisdom from Bro Tom Vickery.


There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband. For example…

A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she’s done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.

As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

“Hi Darling”, he says, “Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say ‘hello’?”

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