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Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

From Lee Daniel Quinn on the groaners listserv

John: “Dave, you hear about my wife?”

Dave: “No, what?”

John: “She ran off with my best friend.”

Dave: “Sorry to hear … hey, wait, I thought I was your best friend.”

John: “Not anymore.”

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