From Lee Daniel Quinn on the groaners listserv
John: “Dave, you hear about my wife?”
Dave: “No, what?”
John: “She ran off with my best friend.”
Dave: “Sorry to hear … hey, wait, I thought I was your best friend.”
John: “Not anymore.”
From Lee Daniel Quinn on the groaners listserv
John: “Dave, you hear about my wife?”
Dave: “No, what?”
John: “She ran off with my best friend.”
Dave: “Sorry to hear … hey, wait, I thought I was your best friend.”
John: “Not anymore.”
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