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Wizard’s Powers

Category: Cartoon Puns, Rated G

From a Cartoon in the Daily Texan, as I remember it.


As I have indicated previously, some of the newspaper cartoons are good sources for shaggy dog stories. This particular one had to do with a Wizard who worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot. This continued until he put up the following effective sign:

“This parking space belongs to the Wizard. Violators will be toad.”

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