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Why Lessons in Political Correctness May Be Needed for Men

Category: Adult Theme, Current Events, Lists, Politically Incorrect, Rated PG

Sensitivity Training For Men
This was forwarded by Lowrie B who actually deleted certain ones.


* I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair; but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

* Went to our local bar with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting “pedophile!” and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I’m 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

* A man calls 911 and says “I think my wife is dead”. The operator says, “How do you know?” The man says, “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”

* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven’t been listening.”

* My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

* The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we’d love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway

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