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Which Is The Oldest Profession?

Category: Adult Theme

This is another old tale, I suspect. This version came from my Bro Tom Vickery.

A man walked into a roadside tavern, and as he looked over the crowded tavern, he saw an empty bar stool at the far end of the bar. As he sat down on the bar stool, he noticed perched on a bar stool right next to him was a good-looking, smartly dressed woman with beautiful red hair.

“Hi there, Good Looking. How’s it going?” he asked.

The woman turned her head, looked him straight in the eye, and without blinking once she said, “Listen fellow, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!”

“No kidding?,” said the man, “I’m a lawyer too! What firm are you with?”

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