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Where the cotton and the corn and taters grow…

Category: Puns, Rated G

This is from Gilbert Krebs [gill@cchat.com]. I recently requested the puns associated with several punchlines I didn’t have in the collection and he sent many, including this one.


Johann Sebastian Bach and Virginia Wolfe were cavorting in Heaven.

Virginia slipped and fell and said, . . . “Carry me, Bach.”

“Too old, Virginny?” he replied.

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