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Where Do the Birds Live?

Category: P.U.N.Y. listserv, Puns, Rated PG

From the PUNY listserv.


Where do the birds live?

Some of the answers seem obvious.

Parakeets live in places where they can be forced to budge.
Some birds quail and live in hiding during hunting season.
Ospreys can be found in churches with the letspreys.
Cranes live mostly at construction sites.
Woodpeckers can survive in places without Viagra.
And Toucans live as cheaply as one.

And, where, according to the Muppets in an old TV show, do those wide-winged South American birds live?

Condorminiums

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