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Whence the windmills?

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was posted by Stan Kegel on the groaners listserv.


An Annapolis cadet (or an Aggie, if you prefer) recently wrote on a literature exam, “Sancho Panza always rode on a burrow.”

To this his instructor responded, “A burro is an ass. A burrow is a hole in the ground. As a future officer, you are expected to know the difference.”

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