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What is Wrong with Me?

Category: alt.callahans, Rated G

his is another little gem from: “D.A.” [TexasDA@hotmail.com] who originally posted it on alt.callahans.


Guy explains to his doctor, “Doc, when I got up this morning, I put on a pair of white gloves and started calling my wife Minnie. Then on the way to work I couldn’t help singing, “Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s off to work I go”, and when I got there I started calling everyone Happy, Grumpy, Dopey and so on. What’s the matter with me?”

“That’s easy,” replies the doctor. “You’re having Disney spells.”

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