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Weeweechu

Category: Rated G

Chris Cole sent this Christmas tale. The author is not known.


One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said, “Hey baby, let’s play Weeweechu.”

“Oh, no, not now, let’s look at the moon,” said Jung Lee.

“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the perfect time,” Huan Cho begged.

“But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon,” said Jung Lee.

“Pleeease, Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me.”

Jung Lee looked at Huan Cho and said, “OK, we’ll play Weeweechu.”

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and sang……

“Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year.”

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