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Wearing Leather

Category: Poetry, Rated PG

This is from Tom Vickery.

When a woman wears leather clothing, …….

A man’s heart beats quicker,
his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?

Because she smells like a new truck.

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