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Weak Tea

Category: Rated G

This one is very old. The author is unknown.


George loved tea. He’d always come over for several cups. He had an insatiable thirst. He became such a nuisance that we decided to fix him. To cure him of all desire for tea, we decided to drown him with the stuff. One day we forced him to drink ten posts of tea. As he staggered off, we laughed at how clever we had been in putting ten pots in a tea pest.

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