This wonderfully rude little story has been around for a long time.

Every year, before they can set up the National Christmas Tree, the White House deputizes a special task force to handle police problems in the Ellipse, which is that big grassy area just south of Pennsylvania Ave. In addition to problems with the homeless and drug dealers, the unit has recently had a lot of trouble clearing out all the pimps and prostitutes. To handle the crisis, the President also created a special sub-group within the Department of the Interior: These are now known as “The Whore-Force Men of the Park Ellipse.”