Various versions of this story are making the rounds. Lowrie Beacham sent this one to me. In addition, he asked that I keep him Post-ed of any new developments.

A local man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man floating face down in his bathtub. The tub was filled with milk and corn flakes, and the deceased had a banana protruding from his buttocks.

Police suspect a cereal killer.