This is by Alan B. Combs.
“Wry whimsy, wry whimsy,
Wry whimsy,” I cry.
“If I don’t get wry whimsy,
I surely will die.”
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This is by Alan B. Combs.
“Wry whimsy, wry whimsy,
Wry whimsy,” I cry.
“If I don’t get wry whimsy,
I surely will die.”
http://shaggy-dogs.briancombs.net/variations-heard-on-a-country-folk-song/