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Valley So Low

Category: Rated G

Posted by Steven Poge.


For the grand opening of a super-deluxe Deli in Las Vegas, the proud owner stopped at nothing to shout the news about! He even hired two ping-pong players to play on a table in front of the new deli. Since it WAS a deli, the players used pickles instead of balls, and the crowd cheered wildly as the pickles splatted back and forth across the net. They called it, of course, “The Volley of the Dills.”

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