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Unexpected Dogs

Category: Puns, Rated G

This gentle tale is from Bev McGuire’s “Joke A Day” list . The author is not known.


John had a new dog, but he didn’t want to deal with puppies so he got her fixed.

However, some how, the gal still got pregnant, and even had identical twins! The media loved it and soon she was a celebrity.

John wrote a book about her entitled, “Two Dachshunds in One: A Spayed Oddity”

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