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Uncanny

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This is one of several puns sent to the Groaners listserv by Randall Woodman [rwoodman@home.com].


A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the lavatory equipment. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We have absolutely nothing to go on.”

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