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Trust in The Word — A Short, But Shaggy Puppy

Category: Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

This was forwarded by Sue Lemcke. The author is not known.


Two old friends ran into each other after many years. One said, “How has everything been going with you?”

The other said, “Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was “oil”. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush. Then another day I dropped my finger on another word and it was “gold”. So, I invested in gold and those mines really produced. Now, I’m as rich as Bill Gates.”

The friend was so impressed that he rushed home, grabbed a Bible, closed his eyes, flipped it open and dropped his finger on a page. He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the words, “Chapter Eleven.”

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