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Too Damn Hot

Category: Rated G

When the weather is all too hot in New Yawk City (to give it the proper Texas pronunciation), and you don’t know what to do, who you gonna call?

When the sidewalks in that great city would fry eggs and steam is rising from the river, who you gonna call?

When you are looking for a spot to hide your parched and wretched carcass from the sun, who you gonna call?

“Who knows more about providing shade than anyone else in all of New York City? Who you gonna call?

“A Tree Guru in Brooklyn!”

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