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Tomb Raiders — The Final Exhume

Category: Rated G

Chris Cole sends the following timely warning.


An archaeologist who was known for taking dangerous shortcuts came across some hieroglyphics at a local cliff-side dig that seemed to indicate a nearby burial site that could contain untold riches. Ignoring the warnings of his fellow diggers to take his time and investigate things further, our hapless lad quickly jotted down some notes from the wall’s scribblings and then began a furious and recklessly fast excavation of the purported site. Alas, once he broke through the wall to the burial chamber, not only was it empty, but in digging an opening into it our careless tomb raider had broken the structural integrity of the chamber and it suddenly collapsed, killing him instantly.

This serves to highlight the danger of relying solely upon cliff notes to prepare for an important exhume.

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