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Tired and Thirsty According to Ethnicity

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

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The Italian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have wine.”

The Mexican says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have tequila.”

The Scot says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have scotch.”

The Swede says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have aquavit.”

The Japanese says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have sake.”

The Russian says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have vodka.”

The German says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have beer.”

The Greek says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have ouzo.”

The Jew says, “I’m tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.”

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