This is by Gary Hallock.

A Hollywood charitable event featured many celebrities participating in feats of minor athletics such as tug o’ war, egg & spoon races, and obstacle courses. A popular British rock star was scheduled to team up with Johnny Depp in the three legged race, but had failed to show up on time. Anxious to get started, the event organizer was heard asking the age old question, “Depp, where is thy Sting?”