This is from Rose Vos [Belllfem@AOL.COM] via HUMOR Digest [HUMOR@LISTSERV.UGA.EDU]

The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet.

He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.

“Where’s my change?” asks the Zen Master.

The vendor responds, “Change must come from within.”