Tarzan's Tripes Forever, and Other Feghoots

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The Wedding Gift

Category: Rated G

The author of this serpentine tale is not known.

A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received many gifts at the wedding, but their favorite was a set of towels embroidered with the words … “Hiss and Hearse”

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