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Anyone familiar with the British comedy team Monty Python may remember a skit where soldiers were being taught to defend themselves against an enemy armed with a banana (drop the 16 ton weight on them), or a handful of grapes (release the tiger). One soldier was concerned about how to defend against an enemy armed with a pointed stick.

Well, that was a long time ago, and those craft Englishmen have kept up with the times. They have invented a weapon which flings a pointed stick through the internet. Of course, they had to give them a sexy name.

They are called…. Britain E-Spears.