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The Volcanologist

Category: Rated G

This tale is from the “Puns, Puns and More Puns” website. The author is not known.


A recent Honors Graduate of Harvard University’s Geology Department had the good fortune to be posted to the Hawaiian Volcano Observatory just as a new eruption started. As the noise intensified, his only comment was

“Magma come louder!”

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