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The Undertakers

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

From Gail S. Angel, this was posted on the groaners listserv. The author is not known.


Undertakers Mal and Mel were storing embalming fluid. It was considered appropriate to place it in an area out of sight. Mel had his share stored promptly, but there was still a good portion left for Mal to take care of. When asked why he had not just stored it all, Mel said, “The rest is for Mal to hide.”

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