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The Snake

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This is attributed to Jennifer R. Sanders by Stan Kegel who published it on the groaners listserv. It has the flavor of a Bulwer-Lytton entry.

“Undulate!” he commanded, and began to play, as the cobra in the wicker basket cunningly unwound herself and spread her hood in preparation for the finale to a career she had never sought, reflecting venomously that in only moments . . . she would be leaving this charmed life behind to strike out on her own.

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