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The Shepherds

Category: alt.callahans, Rated G

This was posted by Stan Kegel on alt.callahans.

Two shepherds lean on their crooks at the end of a long day and the first asks the second, “So, how’s it going?”

The second one sighed and shook his head, “Not good, I can’t pay my bills, my health isn’t good, my kids don’t respect me, and my wife is mad at me.”

The first replied, “Well, don’t lose any sheep over it.”

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