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The Scoutmaster

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G

This was published on the groaners listserv. Kind of takes me back… (It is especially for my sister who was a Scout Executive.)


This scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway, when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence. The scoutmaster tried honking his horn to scare the cattle from the pavement, but to no avail. For some reason, no sound was heard from the horn.

He got out of the car, lifted the hood, and saw the problem, a loose wire, which he quickly fixed. As he got back into the car, his wife asked him if he’d had any luck.

“Yep”, he replied. “Beep repaired!”

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