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The Sanchez Coffee Plantation

Category: Rated G

By Bob Dvorak

Don Juan Diego Sanchez Maria de Gutierrez stood on the steps of the new mansion. Surrounded by microphones and reporters, he greeted them: “Welcome to the new center of my home, my estates, and, most importantly, my coffee plantation.

“While this is my residence, first and foremost it is the heartbeat of Sanchez Coffee. From this edifice all daily activity on the plantation is coordinated, and from the portal at the bottom of the hill, our beans are sent to premier roasters worldwide.

“I’m sure you’re all interested in every detail. To get us started, let me give you a tour of the grounds.”

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