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The Reunion

Category: Puns, Rated G

This is from Linda Therio. Having just returned from my 50th high schood graduation reunion, it seems quite appropriate, somehow.

I recently attended a college fraternity reunion. The organizer and master of ceremonies had a great line.

He said, “Some of you have said that I have gained a lot of weight since my college days. I want you all to know that 70% of me still weighs the same as I did in college.”

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