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The Puppy

Category: Rated G

This was published on the groaners listserv, author unknown. Dog owners will empathize.


A prominent banker gave his teenage daughter, a student at the Actors’ Studio, a pedigreed pup for her birthday, warning her that the little dog had not yet been housebroken.

Sure enough, an hour later, when he wandered into his daughter’s study, he found her contemplating a small puddle in the center of the room.

“My pup,” she murmured sadly, “runneth over.”

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