The Photographer

From: Paul Croft []. Paul asks that we provide a link to his humor ezine Pure Humor, or a link to his home page. Thanks, Paul.

This celebrity is taking a shower. He has made it known to the public that he is celibate, and is firm on that fact. Even so, he occasionally feels the need to “release some built up tension”, and this is one of these occasions.

Just as he is finishing with himself, he sees a photographer, who has captured the whole episode on videotape. “Hold on a minute” he says. “You can’t do that. You’ll destroy my reputation. I’ll be a laughing stock.”

“This video is my lottery win” says the photographer. “I’ll be financially secure for life.”

So the star offers to buy the camrecorder off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrive at a figure of two million dollars.

The star then dries himself off, and heads off with his new video recorder. He meets his housekeeper, who spots the recorder. “That looks like a really good camrecorder,” she says, “how much did it cost you?”

“Two million dollars”, he replies.

“Two million dollars!” says the housekeeper, … “They must have seen you coming.”

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