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The Oklahoma Quarters

Category: Gaggle of Groaners listserv, Rated G, Shaggy Puppy

From the groaners listserv. Though it wouldn’t work, as such, it’s almost an Aggie Joke.


Hang on to any of the new State of Oklahoma quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U. S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Oklahoma quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state.

“We are recalling all the new Oklahoma quarters that were recently issued,” Treasury Undersecretary Jack Shackleford said Monday. This action is being taken after numerous reports that new quarters will not work in parking meters, tollbooths, vending machines, pay phones, or other coin-operated devices.

The problem lies in the unique design of the Oklahoma quarter, which was created by an OSU graduate, Shackleford said. “Apparently, the duct tape holding the two dimes and the nickel together keeps jamming the coin-operated devices.”

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