From Gilbert Krebs [gill@cchat.com] this was published on the groaners listserv. It’s a little bit of a stretch (I get that a lot these days), but clever.

President Eisenhower’s Mother had a sister. This lady constantly had trouble in bright sunshine because her nose was so sensitive that the skin peeled off every summer.

Her doctor made a simple remedy, a small cone of paper (like a Dunce’s cap) which she stuck onto her nose at the first sign of sun.

Do you believe this? I didn’t until Mick Jagger sang about it.

“Ike’s Aunt gets nose hat is fact, son.”